The Continuing Adventures of Mr. Puffpuff
Wohoo, another Mr. Puffpuff to play with. Maybe I can make this one last a little longer if I treat it well. Or maybe I can totally not care and rip this guy apart anyway.
Dear Sir,As an attorney myself (attorney of rock!), I find your request slightly suspect. Suspect in that it is suspicious. Please provide me with tangible assurances that what you propose is not illegal in any way.
Having said that, I AM VERY FSCKING INTERESTED! Sorry, I lapse into aolism on occasion :) :) :) OMFG!!2!!1!2!! What you propose - if free from activities which could get me a cellmate called Fred-rica - sounds very interesting. Please mail me back with more details arsap.
Regards,
Dr. Cyrus Khan (MD)
Me: "Mama my teacher said that if you stay up at night instead of going to sleep like
a good girl then Mr. Puffpuff won't reply to your e-mails"
Mama (smiling): "Oh
sweety, that's because your teacher's full of crap."