The Continuing Adventures of Mr. PuffpuffI love you Mr. Puffpuff. I love you like I love putting shards of glass into my eyes ... err, you know, that is like, not very much ... I meant that I don't like ... nevermind.
I am mohammed abacha the Son of late Nigerian Head of State,General Sani Abacha who died on 8th of June 1988 while still on duty.I am contacting you in view of the fact that we will be of great assistance to each other like wise developing cordial business relationship.I currently have the sum of Twenty million United Sates Dollars(US$20m)cash,which Intend to use for investment purpose specifically in your country.This money came as a payback contract deal between my late father and a Russian firm on our country multi-billion dollar Ajakota Steel Plant.
The Russian partner returned my father share of US$20m USD after the death of my Father, and lodged it with a security company in Europe of which I am the beneficiary. Right now the new civilian government have intensified their probe on my Father's financial resources and they revoked ourlicenses that allows us to own a financial and oil company.I have since declared myself and my familybankrupt.
No record over existed concerning the money neither the money traceable by the Government because thereis no document showing that we received money from the Russians.Due to the current situation in the country and government attitude towards my family,it has become quite impossible for me to make use of this money within, and outside,since my movement is restricted by the government now.Thus I seek your assistance to transfer this money out of this security company in holland through our family representative/lawyer to enable us discuss in details about this transaction WHAT YOU ARE EXPECTED TO DO:I will transfer the ownership of the consignment/boxes containing the cash to you and issue you a Power of Attorney through my lawyer.With these documents you will travel to Europe and claim the money as my proxy from the security company.Theentire operation is risk free since it is only you,me and my lawyer that knows the details of the money.After you must have taken the money to your country where it is safe my lawyer will then meet you in your country to use my share of the money for Investment.Bearing in mind that your assistance is needed to transfer this fund, I proposed a commission of 30%(thirty percent) of the total sum to you for the expecting services and assistance.
Your urgent response is highly needed so as to stop further contact.I must use this Opportunity to implore you to exercise the utmost indulgence to keep this matter extraordinarily confidential whatever your decision while I await your prompt response.Please view this site and read it's content carefully, http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/468903.stm Pls call me on my telephone 234-8033-438194 or reply to my private Email<address deleted to protect the mean>
Mr. Mohammed Abacha.
Okay seriously, what's with all these Puffpuffs calling me "Dear" the whole time? Maybe I'm giving out the wrong signals with an address like firstname.lastname@example.org, I don't know. Maybe.