Dear Mr. Kuku,I wasn't expecting a reply but guess what ...I am sorry/saddened to hear about the death of whatizface. However/but at the same time I am delighted/extatic to hear of his death for it means riches/money for me, if what you say is true/not a lie. I mean no offence but would it be possible for you to provide/give some proof of identity/identity?
You see I am now wary of transcommunication over this medium as a friend/not enemy of mine recently was cheated/hoodwinked out of a large sum of money/GOLD! and his wife/ho. This friend lives in Iran and is new to the Internet and so was easy prey for bad people/darth vader. Please send some reasurance to me that your intentions are not evil/DEATH TO US ALL!
Yours forever,
Cyrus Khan