What do you do when you can't sleep? Sometimes I call people in a time zone where everyone else is awake too.

To be honest I didn't think these were too funny, but people seem to like them so here they are.

Note Ronsley's laughter in the background. I had to leave the room at one point so they wouldn't hear. His poker face is the best.

Eggrole Prince

There's a place in Compton called "Eggrole King". Ronsley made me call them.

International Pancakes

Pancakes of international quality! This one puts me on speaker phone half way through.

Man Juice

Ronsley tells me that this place mixes all sorts of juice to order. I wanted mine with extra protein.

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