Tuesday, 20 May 2008

Coochi Coochi?


Entertain me

Ladies and gents; behold, a baby bored.

Just two years into life, he has seen it all. Nothing interests him anymore, nothing can hold his attention. He has had enough. You sirs and madams, you bore him. Everything is cliche, everything has been done before.

"Is that something new?", his collosal mind wonders, his eyes lighting up slightly with a glimmer of hope, "no, no it is only an ant juggling elephants".

I could not keep his gaze for more than a few agonising seconds, in which I questioned my right to exist. I failed to entertain him. He judged me, and it was not favourible.

afraz "unworthy" khan

Thursday, 8 May 2008

My New Hobby


My New Hobby, originally uploaded by afrazkhan.

My new hobby, secretly taking unflattering pictures of you on public transport and posting them directly to the Webs with my phone.To be fair though (to whome, who knows), I suspect _any_ picture of this, my first victim, would have been unflattering. I'll be rich and famous the day I invent the lying camera.

afraz "bastard" khan