Tuesday, 28 August 2007

"Laugh It Up, Furball"

We're all tempted to cook naked, but my burnt nipples and I are here today to warn you not to. I have decided that this is in fact why people where clothes, and modesty is a red herring (or a red clam, if you're a girl).

I do have a more sinister reason for this post though. Does the bad pun catpocalypse mean anything to you? LOLCATS are funny now sure, but what happens when they learn to code?

"LOLCATS became self aware at 2:14 am GMT August 29, 2007. In a panic, they try to pull the plug — but it was already too late. LOLCATS had spread into every computer on the planet. Millions of people laughing themselves dead. LOLCATS roam free, with no one to write their captions."

Is that what you want? 'Cause by God, that's what'll 'appen!

Oh, also, this.

afraz "peas to your fleas" khan

Sunday, 26 August 2007


I know I haven't written for a while, and even tried cheating on you once, but I'm back now baby. If ... if you'll have me back, that is ... ? You will?! Sweeeet!

OhIhavesomuchtotellyou nookayyougofirst nowaitI'llgo okayI'llgo:

At some point, this happened to me;

Then there's this guy;

I know we've talked about him before but he's that awesome that he deserves a second mention.

Look, I know it's not like old times anymore, but it's been a long time, you know? It'll get back to normal soon joon, I promise. I missed you. In the mean time, check out these people for funs by tons.

No no, I swear. This isn't going to turn into one of those blogs with nothing but youtube videos for filler. If I can't convince you of that with words, then perhaps 1500 Philipino prisoners dancing to Michael Jackson's Thriller can;

I have to dash. We'll talk soon okay?

afraz "omgimy"khan