Friday, 7 September 2007

Goddamn Kids

I'd like to start off today's blant with a joke, but it's too late for that now.

Do you see what I did there? That little paradox? It's witty right? Well we have no time for horsing around, people are dying! Jesus Christ!

Everyday, ten trillion people die from cold on the streets of Brixton. Of these ten trillion, fifty-seven trillion are children. Approximately ninety-eight gagoolion of these children could be saved with something as simple as goddamn cough medicine.

N.B. This is not true -- please don't go around force feeding homeless kids cough medicine, unless you feel like it.

So I was going to do ByteNight to save lives, but mainly to have an excellent chat up line at the party I'm going to tomorrow. I've decided against it now since they have limited places, and other people are far more likely to raise the 2k target than me.

If you don't donate to this thing, then you hate children. If you hate children, then you don't care what happens to them. If you don't care what happens to them, then you probably do terrible things to them. It therefore follows by socratic logic that you are a child abuser. That's science.

Don't abuse children, donate some money.

afraz "i love your children" khan


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