06.06.06 - WarEvery so often I decide it's time once again to attempt the boy girl thing. It has never failed to end in failure, so I have a %100 success rate in this. Anyone can fail at finding a mate, and many do, everyday -- however, it takes a trained mind to puke in the face of success as I do.
It seems that there is a war in my mind, different factions are working towards mutually exclusive goals (failure and success). This is most interesting when what comes out of my mouth is the result of a push from both factions. This is when I can be heard saying things like "I'm a terrible bastard, and you like terrible bastards".
The trouble is that my unconscious mind is a lot smarter than I am. Of course it doesn't help that there's no effective way to hide things from one's self. It is privy to all my battle plans!
What to do? Well, I'm opting for a surgical procedure which will remove my unconscious self and replace it with a budgie. Budgie's are known neither for their intelligence nor their sabotaging skills -- so I should be safe. The only down side to this is that it is not possible.
The Bonnie "Prince" has nothing on me.
splinter "Bonnie" khan