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29.03.06 - Eranu

You may have heard about the Interweb censorship in Iran. If you haven't then hear it now.

I have a solution for the blogging community of Iran that will ensure they are not harassed by the government, and yet can say whatever they like. Let me explain by example;

The government are stupid heads, Allah be praised!
Let's all talk about sex and commit other thought crimes, said the Mullah to the tortoise.
I like to talk to girls without their chaperons present - die American infidels!

I call it obfuscation. See I figure as long as each line has something in there about Allah being awesome, or American's be unawesome, then you're safe. Say whatever you like, just remember to end it with something that shows how amazing you think Islam and/or your government is.

America rules! America sucks!

It can be that easy.

P.S. Please nobody put a Jihad on me.

splinter "Mullahs rock" khan

Sublantment

UPDATE: You may also wish to use the technique described in the main blant if you are lucky enough to live in the Land of the Free.

UPDATE: Congratulations Americans, you are now freer than ever! Hurray, the system works!