19.01.06 - Nakocity
See if you can spot what's very, very, wrong with the picture below. I have dubbed him "Naked Jay":
Hear me oh peoples of Londinium: Naked Jay is cold!
I had a little debate in my head about whether or not to censor Naked Jay's doogangles with one of those sin covering black bars, or to spit at censorship and it's evils by showing Naked Jay in all his gooblies glory. Long did I ponder this, until I realised the ludicrous amount of pubic hair around Naked Jay's boobliesgoos itself acts as a perfectly decent black spot, saving us from the horrors of nature.
Skinny-dipping in concrete was more difficult than Naked Jay had expected.
I never did find out what was going on here, as I was in a hurry, but as my dear mother always said; "never look a naked jay in the mouth". Come to think of it, that's something else I never figured out.
splinter "obligatory Jap's eye joke" khan
