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07.07.05 - The Deaf Have Ears

There are two deaf people in the seats in front of us in the cinema. I have long since forgotten about their presence and am coincidentally telling Dion about the deaf character in the film before it starts (having seen the film already). Dion has been looking a little nervous since I started talking about the deaf character, and I'm not sure why. Finally he says;
Sshh, the deaf guys in front might get offended
That's just one example of a Ronnieism - named after the accidental inventor and largest contributer; Ronsley "cheese is 100% fat" Yousefzadeh.


Woops.

I'm currently compiling a record of Ronnieisms which I'll eventually publish here. In the meantime, I'll wet your appetite with one from the man himself, which he furnished me with today;

Afraz is a proper Londoner like me. We were both born in Iran.
-- Ronsley Yousefzadeh
Genius. Just ... genius.

afraz "generation terrorist" khan

Sublantment

Txt messages I've received in response to my txt asking "You dead?" after the terrorist attack here;

hellko frm da hell. it is well murky. i av been a bad boy.
-- Ronsley
Yeah
-- Vamegh
No are you?
-- Fat-head
No. Ronnie 5 is aliiive!!!
-- Ronsley (again)

Most of my friends said that yes, there were indeed dead. You've got to love our stiff upper lip.

Hysterical news quote of the day: "I feel numb, and very angry".