02.06.05 - Hot Or Snot?
Hello my name is splinter khan and I have insomnia. Please kill me.I've tried pretty much everything at this point; coffee, cigarettes, fresh air - nothing seems to help get me to sleep. It's 6 ayem and I am wide-a-freaking-wake.
Since we're up together, let me fill you in on the missing months.
Mobile Clubbing. Fun, if you like fun.
I went to the Mobile Clubbing event in Liverpool Street station last week. It was a new level of rad I had not witnessed before. People danced, others laughed. I got told off for smoking in the station by some bouncers (London transport security staff). They didn't want to dance with me.
On Ronnie's recommendation, I've been checking out the real life rejects on meetme.hotornot.com. Laughing at the tortured souls, the misunderstood, the dislexwick, the unfortunate, and the plain old chavtastic was fun for a while. But then I saw someone I actually wanted to meet and my holier than though attitude came flying back around at me like a one winged bird of irony. Shut up. I'm a poet.
Of course I immediately signed up and even sent her a "virtual flower". When I initially read about these "virtual flowers" I actually laughed out loud. Exactly which kind of stupid does it take to pay real money for nothing? My kind of stupid apparently.
Perhaps I should have issued a public health warning at the beginning of this blant since the irony levels at this point are well above ones Recommended Daily Allowance.
I'm kind of maybe possibly sort of starting my own side project business type thing. I'm one hundred percent adamant about that. It's web hosting and design. I have my own server now see. It's not as fun as I thought it would be - damn hard work actually. The very fact that I considered something like owning a server fun should give you some clue as to my mental state right now.
Okay I'm now officially at war with my brain. If it won't let me go to sleep then I'm going to make it stare at the ceiling for hours while I try. Ha! Take that stupid brain!
splinter "unsheathing of the maid" khan