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05.02.2005 - Catching VD

Organising an anti-Valentine's Day (hereafter referred to as VD) party for the disillusioned singles that are my friends, and then flaking out on them to go on a date with a female is, well, it's what I do apparently.

Thankfully, my friends are glorious and bear me no ill will for my heinous actions on VD. They are so glorious in fact, that although they understand fully that the previous sentence was a feeble attempt at sucking up after doing a bad, they turn a blind eye. Much like how Danny will turn a blind eye tonight, after I stab him in the eye in his sleep.

Hi Danny! Sleep tight buddy.

splinter "50% of this is half a tautology" khan

Sublantment

This is hilarious for obvious reasons.