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05.02.05 - Reverend Cyrus Khan

I got bored today and so decided to become a reverend and marry myself to random people in the street.

certificate
of reverendship

I'm not sure how legitimate this is, but it won't stop me trying to consummate my marriages - especially to that one in the pink top that just walked past my window.

splinter "marrying hands" khan