25.08.04 - The Universal Joke
A few nights ago I couldn't sleep. To help me nod off I had a choice between warm milk, reading a book, doing skunk, or installing my own instant messaging server. We had no milk, the book was depressing, and I may already be too high. So you see, the only sane choice really was to install my own IM server.I feel that society is about the right level of crazy now to be ready for my so called sense of humour. So I mixed up 1 remote control fart noise maker, a discreet handicam, and 2 giggling idiots (Dr. Fitz and myself). Forecast for hilarity? 98%, with a 2% chance of angry coffee drinkers. Yeah there's a lot wrong with me, but then I'm not the one shooting lasers into my eye!
splinter "fart knocker" khan