04.02.04 - Monkey's Got Milk
This is a headline from the BBC website; "Mice Produce Sperm From Monkeys". I would like one minutes silence for the human race please. And no giggling....
My question is, how are the mice going to have sex with monkeys? May I suggest that there is a very good reason that mice would not under normal circumstances produce monkey sperm, and instead favour the production of mouse sperm? May I also suggest that hot Nippo chicks all come to my house right now? The scientists would not comment on the possibilities of mouse-monkeys, though one did say "that would be pretty cool though" before going back to his important study of what happens when you prod mice in the eye with scalpels.
Folks I'm all for science, I really am, and I would never judge any ones beliefs about what is right and what is wrong, but without meaning to exaggerate; this is the worst idea in the history of the universe and any parallel universes that may or may not exist, or any thing that man may one day yet do. Ev-er.
One of them trying to look inconspicuous. You're not going to invade my space buddy! Not my space!
Remember those aliens I was talking about a while ago? Well you know what they're saying now?
Alien-Bob: They're doing what with what now?
Alien-Peter: Producing monkey sperm from mice sir. Should I obliterate them now?
Alien-Bob: No no, let's see where this goes. Remember Alien-Peter, they are not like us, they don't think like us. Why they haven't even discovered the truth about cheese yet. Perhaps this is a rather strange means to a reasonable end.
Alien-Peter: Monkey sperm from mice sir.
Alien-Bob: Right, sorry my bad. Completely destroy them. But just a little bit
Remember kids, in war men kill other men, but in death match, it's the other way around. Yeah that has little to do with what I was saying but I'm really hungry and my chollo-kebab just arrived so that's all I could think of to end this blant quickly.
splinter "double quotes are not a plaything" khan