14.12.03 - All Your Base Are Belong to U.S.
American patriots and other morons celebrated in the streets today as the lone terrorist responsible for the destruction of the World Trade Centre and the death of hundreds of important (read: American) lives was captured today. Saddam "Foreign" Husseign was found cowering in a shame filled hole like the sub-human he is.
Hussein: The Anti Santa!
When asked why it took them so long to find Saddam, General Hammond of Star Gate 1 said; "Iraq is a lot bigger than our intelligence sources suggested. At first we thought it was somewhere in Texas but when we found out it was in fact outside of the known world, well things got a lot more complicated. For one thing we had to double the number of men on the mission to 4. We searched everywhere, under the tank, in the jeep, behind ma's garage, but I guess what you're looking for is always in the last place you look ... coz you know, it would be a bit mad to keep on looking after you've found it". General Hammond then passed out from using what he called his "talk thingy" for too long.
Mr. Hussein had single handedly planned and executed the 11th of September attack on the World Trade Centre last year - killing himself, all the passengers on the two planes, and of course a few hundred people in the buildings themselves. We couldn't actually get an interview with Mr. Hussein since it seemed very important that a bald man put a stick in his mouth for a couple of loops at the time, and so we talked to a painting of a cow Charlie drew for me and pretended that the cow could talk, and was Saddam Hussein. Also that I could fly.
KBN: So Mr. Hussein, how you like me now, biiiiaatch!?
Saddam: Wow you can fly!
KBN: Yeeeeeah biatch!
Saddam: Moo.
In a press conference King Bush the second had this to say; "Woooo! We won, you lost! Woooohaaaa!". After several doses of Ritalin his majesty was a lot calmer; "I hope this proves that the war in Iraq was both justified, relevant, and backed by the UN. Also, some of our greatest imports are from abroad.".
The former EVIL DICTATOR will possibly be given a trial in Iraq, or not, we'll see what we feel like. One thing is for certain though, this means the end of terrorism. Thousands of morons can now sleep peacefully at night knowing that they're free from the terror of terrorism and won't wake up in pieces scattered across the bedroom.
We Are At War With Eurasia; We Have Always Been At War With Eurasia
splinter "war is peace" khan