23.11.03 - It's a Race!
Having racist neighbours is fun if you're a Nazi but it sort of loses it's appeal if you're Persian (must be in the translation). In a way I can understand where they're coming from though. I mean if I was a lazy bum content with a life of scrounging off benefits to stay at home and rut all day to produce more mouths that I can't feed, then I'd be pretty pissed off too if people who weren't equally worthless came over from across the sea to take the jobs that I'm not mentally qualified to do. They're absolutely right, I should stop working so that I'm not paying the taxes that go towards his benefit claims because by doing that I'm belittling and oppressing them (by making them dependant on my tax money).Being the selfish goit that I am, I can't stop working. So I'm going to do the next best thing; I'll only do the work that my Persian brain is meant to do, namely blowing things up, thereby freeing up work for racists around the country to not do. Hurrah!
Now I'm not saying that all racists are jobless, some of them are very good at such important roles in society as shouting at foreign women in the street and being drunk. You may be suffering from something called sanity so I'll explain why racists are important. You see sometimes when a racist man and a racist woman love each other very much (read: are drunk), they go into an ally way and the racist man gives the racist woman a present. The most wondrous gift of all; a little cracker baby. The racist man then goes off and throws up over himself as the racist woman staggers home, where she also throws up over herself. Racists and other retards do this a lot, and that's why we have so many people in the world. Now if there weren't so many people in the world then a terrible equilibrium would come about between the amount of the things that we need and number of people who need them. This balance would be terrible because it would mean that in a couple of hundred years the human race would still be here, co-existing with our environment. So you see, idiots within a species which screw it up for everyone else are natures way of saying "whoops, I messed up again, nevermind: DELETED!". And if you're thinking to yourself "yeah but if we didn't have idiots then we wouldn't need to get wiped out in the first place", then your case of sanity is worse than something I could help you with. Start drinking those braincells away now so that you can understand my logic properly.
For my first act of terrorism, I'm going to blow up the president's left eyelash. You have to start somewhere.
splinter "freedom fries" khan