09.09.03 - Intercus
Thanks to people who keep sending me their own Mr. Puffpuff, for some reason I don't seem to get anymore myself. In any case, sorry I haven't used many of them but I've been really busy (lazy) recently, what with stuff ... et al. So keep sending me them and I'll keep ignoring them.My ma' is worried that people are going to think I'm homosexual if I don't get a girlfriend other than my computer soon. Personally I'm not into polygamy but I thought I'd at least give it a try (though I'm not looking forward to my computer finding out about it and deleting all my pr0n in a fit of jealousy). Unfortunately I don't know any females that would be suitable, or any that don't give me the urge to face stab.
Perhaps I can meet some new ones in that place everyone is talking about nowadays. They most often refer to it as Outside but apparently it is broken down into subsections since I was informed that the mythical Park is in this Outside place too. I hope I'm not to be badly disappointed and Outside is actually just the Void between buildings that I already know about. In any case, I have also been informed that there are more humans to be found outside than any building in the world and so my chances of meeting a female would appear to be greatest whilst in the Outside place. For some reason however, when I asked for directions to Outside people just laughed at me, though they may have been laughing at my hair, it was kind of funny looking that day.
More interestingly, I hacked an abacus last night. Oh yes, the hours of looking through garbage beads, the sleepless nights looking for backdoors, it all paid off. I now have root access to my dad's abacus upstairs. Hey we all have to start somewhere okay? I mean fine today it's only my dad's abacus, but tomorrow who knows? It could be IBM's mainframe, abacus. Hack the planet!
On a similar note; I have come up with a way to finally network abacus's's's ... abaci(?). All you need are really long sticks. See on a normal abacus the sticks go from one end of the frame to the other hence the beads are limited by the length of the sticks, now what if those sticks were several million miles long and the beads could travel along them via rockets!? That's right, a global network of abaci! The Intercus! Imagine the possibilities, beads, flying around the world, doing stuff ... ! ... Of course I have no doubt that my idea would be primarily used as yet another means of transmitting porn in the end.
I'm going to run with this thread for another paragraph if that's okay (and if it's not, coz I don't see what you can do about it, woosy boy). I also have to tell you that I've ported Linux and BSD to abacus (I've called them Abalux and Crap respectively). Soon I'll be porting X and X apps such as Evolution though users of lower end abaci will be limited to 1 bpi (bead per square inch). It's a freaking revolution I tells ya!
splinter "Abalux 4 life" khan