25.07.03 - Disturbing Findings
I have just come to a rather disturbing conclusion. Bear with me as we go through the necessary facts first;- "At least 42 million acres of tropical forest are lost each year" [source]
- "Only 15 per cent of the UK's 150,000 miles of freshwater channels remain in a natural condition" [source]
- Europe is in danger of having software patents [source] (if you're not sure what this means the read the source, it is relevant to you)
- The RIAA issue is getting out of hand [source]
splinter "hippy discriminator" khan
UPDATE - This Just In
New evidence has come to light that further illustrates CK's hippy tendencies using, erm, illustrations;
As can be seen from the diagram, bad things - such as the facts
I previously provided - equals the fact that CK is a hippy.
These startling(ly crap) images were sent in by an anonymous source known only as Colin Jones of 49 Private Terrace London SE22 9DA. Mr X (that's not his real name, his real name is Colin Jones, but you know, he thinks X sounds cool or something, retard) said he felt obliged to come forward with this evidence when he heard CK had been refuting allegations that she is (a)fat, and (b) a hippy.
"I'z takenz all I can stands, and I can'tz standz no more!", Mr. X told KBN, who is an avid Popeye fan. "That hippy is in denial". It should of course be noted that Mr. X is a figment of my imagination, as is KBN - but heck, if SCO can get away with making crap up then I don't why I can't.
splinter "I'm a weeporter" khan