21.07.03 - Stupid Nicks
Accidentally deleting some one's website is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman; before you know what's happened you're wishing it hadn't happened so fast and wondering how you're going to explain it. Is that just me? Damn it that list of things that's "just me" is getting longer and longer. It surpassed the list of "things that irritate me about msn users" so long ago.Talking of things that irritate me about msn users, let's go over #34; the needless nick change. If you don't use msn then you're not going to know what I'm talking about. Lucky you. Some time ago it became fashion to needlessly change your msn nick every so often. Some took it upon themselves to change their nick's from things like "Bob" to things like "Not Bob" and variants every day. These are the same people that find Saved by the Bell amusing. Fine, whatever floats your boat, or at least doesn't suddenly capsize it. The second wave came soon after however, this wave not only capsizes my boat, it dregs up all the fish poo from the bottom of the ocean and splodges in neatly on my head. ON MY HEAD! Then it gives me the finger as it kicks me in my boobags. It's a talented wave, talented, but a complete bastard.
Since then people have f o r n o g o o d r e a s o n started to put whole Goddamn sentences in as their nicks. Things like "The MSN User Formally Known As Bob" are nearly excusable since at least they're an attempt at some sort of humour (or so I presume) and I can still identify them as them since their names are in there somewhere, but nicks like "I got out of bed today and I felt a bit sick. I still feel a bit sick to tell you the truth ... my friend Joey doesn't feel sick though, he feels great. I hate him" have no place on a civilised Internet (hey I can dream can't I?).
I'm not going to go on and on about this, I don't want to be an arse about it. Suffice to say that YOU'RE ALL GOING TO HELL! Slags.
Anyway I got me a Zaurus over the weekend. Short review? Well it starts with "S" and ends with "weet". I have temporarily named her "tsukoshi" which I believe is Japanese for "small", until I can think of a proper name that doesn't suck so much arse (arse sucking is now known to be bad for your health, not to mention your breath, remember kids, don't suck arse, it's crap).
The great thing about not being a man is that I don't have to take my beatings like one. What I mean is that I'm going to go and find some where to hide now until this whole thing about me deleting that guy's website blows over. I'll be taking my Zaurus and some honey, I may be some time.
splinter "How do you like this long nick?" khan