13.07.03 - Connectivity
I can't type for long coz CK wants do something called "sleep", from what I've heard about it, it's not for me. Novel idea though. She's in the next room eating children or something at the moment so I think I have a few minutes to say what needn't be said but is going to be said anyway.This afternoon I was marvelling at how much connectivity between the machine's in my house has improved my life, depending on how you look at it (whereas I used to be only sad, I am now sad to the power of 3). I liked how not running Windows wasn't a problem for me when I wanted to use Kazaa since I could just VNC into the machine in the other room no one's using. I liked how my sound card not working properly on this machine isn't a problem either since there's another machine in here running X which means I can run apps from it on my desktop (like xmms). I liked girls with braces too, but that's not really to do with anything, except perhaps my last session with Dr. Gonnamessyoup
Then I noticed that I've spoken to my sister more on msn today than I have face to face. My sister lives in the same house. I couldn't quite put my finger on it but I knew there was something wrong with this picture. So I set to work on finding an easy Wrongness formula which could determine what exactly is wrong with what I just described and its wrongitude. What I found out may shock some of you, but only if your the type of person that's shocked by things such as senseless murder and ritual community suicide.
<I actually had to break it off here since CK came back early from her child eating (s'pose they were only little), so it is in fact tomorrow now (14.07.03)>
But where to get such information without actually having to do too much work? Why the Interweb of course! I love the Interweb. So I went to Ask Jeeves to get me some answers! Upon typing in "Am I wrong?" I found out that I could enlarge my penis by 70%!(and some extra exclamation marks). While this could prove useful if I ever wanted to say, try talking to females again - I felt it wasn't really relevant to my quest for the Formula of Wrong. I know, I know, I'm just picky like that.
I tried a different question, one which couldn't have any correlation with my penis and yet was broad enough not to exclude anything that could possibly point me in the right direction; "Why did I talk to my sister over IM more than in real life today?" I will not repeat what I got back from that result, suffice to say that certain websites have made certain allegations to a certain sister which is going to certainly get them a punch in the face.
After asking Jeeves several more questions I discovered something; Jeeves is a dirty old pervert. The only thing on his mind seems to be sex. I suppose this is to be expected since the poor man has to answer like a gajillion and twenty eight questions every second with nothing to help him them but Porn (a.k.a. the Interweb).
So what have we learned? Well one forum I visited had a member saying something like "msn suX0Rz duD3!!1!! Use b1ll10n!!!1!". Using my Idiot to English dictionary I was able to translate this to mean that the IM service MSN provides isn't very good and that I should use an alternative IM. Okay we didn't find the Formula of Wrong but we can now see that the wrongness lay in that I was using MSN to chat to my sis, where I should have been using something else, like AIM or whatever. Good, glad that's settled then.
splinter "elite hacksaw" khan