01.07.03 - Harry the Lie
Some days you just wake up feeling so fresh and happy! This is not one of those days. The tale of why I'm suffering from sleep deprivation at the moment is short but boring, so I won't go into it here (suffice to say it involves a small yet amazingly loud bird and my cat, who may quite possibly be the Devil). It is with this grumpy-mood inducing lack of sleep that I'd like to talk to you about George.George is a 15 year old secondary school boy on work experience at KFC (here). He has shattered the wonderful imaginary world of Harry Potter for me. You see I had no trouble in suspending my disbelief in such things as magic, dark lords, and werwolves. However, a 15 year old making full, coherent and sufficiently audible sentences is where I now draw the line. In the latest Harry Potter book Harry, who is now 15, repeatedly spoke coherently with both friends and adults. He also repeatedly used magic. I have difficulty in believing in the first.
Harry's conversation with Snape should have gone more like this (don't worry, no spoilers):
Snape: You nasty little toe-rag!Of course this would mean the book wouldn't sell nearly as well as it's predecessor, and so Ms. Rowling takes it upon herself to flat out lie! Yes you heard it here first, the headline that's going to be in all the papers tomorrow; J.K. Rowling Makes Crap Up! - 15 Year Olds Can't Actually Speak, The Shocking Truth!
Harry: mphh
Snape: What did you say?
Harry: mpheye shed mphh
Snape: Did you just cuss my mum?
In other news, a female called CK is staying with us for a month or so at my house. She's a bit Canadian but otherwise okay. Here she can be seen being Canadian:
You can just see her charging up her lazer eye beams
I plan on hurting her in the head, everyday, until she goes a bit mental. Stay tuned!
splinter "cho-chang is a retard" khan