18.06.03 - Serious Attempt
No funny today, a dose of seriousness. I'd like to draw people's attention to the protests in Iran. I've been lead to believe that this event is not being covered very much in the news (I don't read newspapers or watch the news so I don't know). Being a self-professed conspiracy nut, I have my theories as to why this is but, well, let's not go there.If the regime falls then I'll finally be able to back to Iran without being stabbed in the head upon getting off the plane, that would be nice. I've consulted with doctors and they say that this is the best way to get off a plane since 98% of people who are stabbed in the head upon getting off a plane suffer some form of death. Even if I manage to get into that other 2% I probably wouldn't look too hot with a knife sticking out my head - and let's face it, I'll primarily be there for the <wink>laydeez</wink> so I need to look my best.
Show your support for the brave Iranian students by sending no less than 5 pounds to killerbees.org.uk. No no, hear me out, this isn't some sort of cheap cash in feeding off the patriotism of stupid/immensely stupid people like in America during the "war" with Iraq where you could buy a genuine flea carcass that used to be on the dog of a guy who used to live near Hicksville which is very near Hacksville from which Billy Bob's grand daughters sons' cat's uncle had a son who went to the "war." No not at all, this is genuinely helping the cause of the students. 100% of the money donated will go to the Help Splinter Khan Fund. ... ... just give me your money and shut up.
Send cheques, cash, postal orders, daughters, to;
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I promise that I won't buy a GP32 with the money.
I intended to be completely serious when I started this post, I apologise, the original subject really is a matter that I feel strongly about.
splinter "HPKF" khan