11.06.03 - The Germans
These movies right here are worth the effort I had to exert to make my self bothered enough to type these words. To appreciate them fully you'll want your sound on, and oh yeah, Flash installed (you could look at them without Flash but that would be both boring and not very interesting). Which leads me neatly into the realm of gossip (go to the link first)...So who's going to Michaelars' engagement party on Sunday then? She's getting married, to a German. Now I have nothing against Germans you understand but you have to appreciate that the only two things I've heard from a Germans mouth all the time I've been alive are (and I swear I'm not making this up) "... no, BMWs are far superior to other cars" and "Don't touch that." That first one may not seem so bad but I was talking about Coco-Pops at the time. So you see the link above is my first and only example of German humour, so err, yeah have fun Michaelarse, hope you had a nice life.
In fact the more I think about it the more plausible it seems that those movies are not actually meant to be humorous. For all I know they could be party political broadcasts from the You Will Do As We Say Party. Evidence at hand;
- The two utterances from Germans I've heard thus far can not be interpreted as humorous by sane people.
- The probilistac probilator I invented says that it is more probable that I will hear the phrase "Wow you're so cool and pretty, let's get married and not have kids ever" directed at me than the phrase "Hey there's this great new German comedian" before I die.
- There is no such thing as the probalitac probilator. I made that the hell up.
- The average German consumes 89346 Litres of Unfunny a second.
- I heard that German women plait their armpit hair and so I don't see what German men have to be happy or jolly about anyway (which also puts the woman in a bad mood).
- Srgt. Sholts from Holgens heros was a fictional character and a lie.
splinter "akhe tung!" khan