30.05.03 - Mr. Puff Puff Again
Oi oi oi oi! This perl thing is pretty "wack yo bitch" as the yoof say. Ah the yoof, so young and yet, so young. Anyway I'm obviously referring to that purple island of loneliness to the right there which begs "try me", and maybe you should. I haven't implemented funky stuff like "quoted search strings" or anything yet but, well actually, no I'm not working on it either. I have far more interesting and impossible projects to be getting on with (designing an SQL database and an web interface for it single handed? Okay Bob will probably help me out there ... hello Bob).What else? What else you ask? Well I'm on my way to one day having that elusive substance referred to as "content" in the pranks section, maybe, if I can be arsed, okay probably not even then but there's a possibility, probably, not. I've replied to one of those Mr. Puffpuffs and hopefully he's going to reply again soon. He's replied once already but like a not necessarily comical jester in the days of King Arthur, I didn't keep the mail I had sent him before replying. I've asked him to send me a copy of the last e-mail I sent "for my records", let's see just how stupid a stupid can be. To moisten your already wetified appetites here's a sample of his reply;
I am not asking u to take me by my words alone,but that i will make u the real and legitimate next of kin to the deceased with all informations and proofs relating to this in my position.Wohoo! I've always wanted to be the next of kin to some dead person in a country I've never been to. That has always been my dream - oh no wait - my dream has always been to climb Canary Wharf using only my testicles - I have messed up dreams. Anywho, this guy's going to get it hard, yes, in the ear.
splinter "puffpuff" khan