22.05.03 - Plums & Weddings
The cheek of it! I get this invite for Fat-head's wedding - wonderfully hand made, first wedding I'm going to, great. Then I notice that along with the invite they've cunningly placed a small "Gift List". WTF is that about? I do hope the list is full of such usefull items as empty ciggerette boxes and empty boxes that used to contain other things which are not ciggerettes. If not then they're getting a Goddamn plum and that's the end of it. Plums are good because you can eat them. Now as everyone knows, girls love eating more than anything else in the world (okay destroying men's souls comes a close second) and what are 50% of Mark and Fat-head? That's right, woman. So they will be 50% extatic that I brought food.Sorry I lost my flow. Bob just came in and accused of being "sad". Bob. Bob the Ubber Geek. Just accused me of being sad. There's something desperately wrong here. I don't mean with his judgment, I mean with my life. That comment should not pass from Bob's lips to anyone. Ever.
Now where was I? Oh yes, marriage. Yeah cool. I'll post up the pictures from the event IN THE FREAKING IMAGES SECTION ... did I mention that the images section is working now? The images section is working now. Images. ... Section.
splinter "plums" khan