17.05.03 - Turning Nipponese
Okay somebody tell me what the hell is wrong with Japanese people. Please. Really. I mean just take a look at this crap and tell me there isn't something fundamentally wrong with these people. Don't get me wrong, I love different. In fact different is one of my favourite things. But this isn't different, it's just wrong. Wonderfully, wonderfully, wrong.I first developed my interest in Japan when I heard about their spastic wrestling tournaments. Okay they're not so much tournaments as they are a group of very wrong people getting together and making handicapped people fight for fun and profit. Now this may sound wrong to you but ... well, it is. But that's not the point, the point is that ... well that is the point. But you're gay. So I win somehow (heterosexuals apparently beat homos a gajillion times out of 10. Usually with sticks).
Boy those crazy Jappos, is there nothing they can't Japponate?
Moving swiftly on from what was fast becoming a deep hole of racial and sexual abuse which would no doubt provide me with enough flames to last until I get to the lake of fire; sci-fi. Now for the love of all that is good, why is it that there are no good sci-fi books?
It seems that the people who know enough stuff about stuff to talk about it couldn't write even if their elderly and beloved granny's left nut depended on it, and the people who can write don't know squat about squat. This is an unfortunate situation. Unfortunate for me, since I have to go through books about sentient black holes and squid flying spaceships to near Earth asteroids. Folks let me tell you something scary, I didn't make that last one up (or the one before it).
Just one more group of letters and stuff before I go; isn't that girl in the picture scary? Her eyes seem to be saying "death the humans!". I'm not sure how they would be saying this as it's a well known scientific fact (or so Dr. Cyrus Khan tells me) that eye's lack the necessary equipment to say anything. Maybe her eyelids act as lips of some sort? I kissed a girls eye once. It was weird.
splinter "eye feltcher" khan