06.05.03 - Silly
A funny thing happened to me on the way to work today. Normall people don't try and kill me. Sometimes they try and hurt me with words but I can't ever recall a time when some one has actually tried to permanently stop me from breathing (except that one time me and DJScam poured a mixture of everything we found in the bathroom onto this bald guys head from the floor above when we were 10. That was funny as hell). This morning however, some one still didn't try to kill me.You may be thinking to yourself "splinter you're so pretty, can we go out some time?", especially if you're Japanese - but get your mind out of the gutter woman! You should be thinking more along the lines of "that doesn't make any Goddamn sense. You're an idiot."
And so we move on.
But a funny thing did happen to me on the way to work today. It involved a hilarity and pie. Two things which go together like hilarity and pie.
Yesterday however. Nothing funny happened to me on the way to work. This was mainly due to the fact that I didn't go to work yesterday. It was a bank holiday.
Okay enough. I just wanted to have posted something more recent than Fridays blant. Job done.
Zelda is great by the way ... oh, I could have written about that couldn't I?
splinter "procrastination" khan