November 200305.11.03 - Early Velocity
I can't sleep so you have to suffer.
10.11.03 - Bad Hair
Morrissey, not Elvis. Your life may depend on it.
19.11.03 - Grandma Machines
The Grandma Test is both stupid and not clever, at the same time.
23.11.03 - It's a Race!
Racists are an important part of society. Like how with the human body the anus is important.