killerbees.org.uk

Back when people were stupider than us, they used bees instead of beads on abaci. Not one to be deterred by common sense or fatal stings to the left testicle, old granpappy Khan came up with the idea of tying several abaci together with some "killer" string he had found in the outdoor privy, thus creating the worlds first interconnected array of computers. And so out of insanity and a swollen left testicle, the killerbees network was born.

Copy Me

All content on this site, including images, is published under a Creative Commons license unless otherwise stated. You can see the specification for the license here (there's a link at the botton for lawyerspeak).

Contact Me

You can contact me via several channels, though I advise that you don't use all the methods at the same time because that may cause me to become overwhelmed and explode. I had planned to switch exclusively to Jabber by now to promote the protocol. However, there has been some speculation that Apple will incorporate the Jabber protocol into iChat since they are using it in some way for their IM server in the server version of Tiger. So I'm planning to stick around on AIM and ICQ for a while longer and see what happens. Plus I kind of have a perverse love for iChat when I'm on my iBook.

Gaming

Do you like gaming? I like gaming. Let's like gaming together. My Mario Kart DS Friend Code is: 472506-530468. A(IM) me (see above for contact details) and if you're nice, we'll do bloody battle.

Publicity is the Key

Here you go, my public key. I mean being Iranian and all means I have certain obligations, appearances to keep up and such like. One of those obligations is bombing the living crap out of western countries. In order to do this I use the "Internet" as an indispensable communications tool. Without this "Internet" I would not be able to send messages to my co-conspirators about how best to make orphans. This is why I choose to encrypt all my "e-mail" messages. Remember kids, only terrorists use encryption because if you have nothing to hide then you won't mind your government making encryption illegal. Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean you're not going to put that knife through my head.

What I'm Doing and When, But Not Why

There are two types of people in this world; those who have Google Calendar, and those who are wrong. If you are of the latter group, then console yourself with this until you join the ranks of the righteous former group.

Give Me Moneys

More money than sense? Digital change weighing down your digital pants? Tired of seeing CREDIT on your bank statements? Then send your moneys to me, I'll gladly take it off your hands (for a modest fee of course).

If you need to pay me for anything (like stuff you buy from my stash of crap), then you can use my Paypal account. The address to make payments to is This is an image with my address in it. Sorry but the whole point is that it's an image and not machine readable.. Alernatively, if you like doing things the boring easy way, then you can click the button below (for payments or donations).

N.B. You'll need either a paypal account.